whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children

oomshi:

do me for the vine

madturbating:

girl are you from Illinois because youre illannoying

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

(Source: icelikelollies)

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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